The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight, and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. Slaves under the last emperors of China wore pigtails so they could be picked out quickly. The word assassination was invented by William Shakespeare. If you hook Jell-O up to an EEG, it registers movements almost identical to a human adult's brain waves. Baboons were once trained by Egyptians to wait on tables.

A year from now you will wish you had started today.